Curls up but can't swim, Sticky-Prickly, that's him

I don't generally post here, and I don't generally do LJ memes, but, as I can refuse

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1) I rarely orgasm without fantasizing at some point along the way about anal sex.
2) In practice, I don't love anal sex all that much
3) I frequently wrestle with insecurity about being a fraud as a top.
4) This would signify more if I didn't have similar insecurity about just about every area of endeavor I participate in.
5) I lost my virginity at the age of 19, on the same night as my first (non-party-game) kiss.
6) I've looked at porn at work at every job where I had internet access.
7) I think I called someone a slut when I was twelve. Other than that, I don't think I called anyone a slut or cunt until 2003.
8) Since then, I've used those terms on seven or so women, always in an intimate context.
9) On days without a date, I usually masturbate three to five times.
10) I enjoy futanari (Japanese dickgirl cartoons), but am rarely aroused by real-world transsexuals.
11) The first time my lover bit me hard, I burst into laughter, and couldn't stop for several minutes. She was kind of freaked out by this.
12) Twenty is a lot more than it sounds like.
13) My bout with cancer last year left me more of a hedonist, and more openly emotional.
14) I adore watching women come, or getting women off, but it often doesn't physically arouse me.
15) I have never watched another couple engage in coitus, even though I have fucked in front of an audience.
16) Playing rape games with my lover helped me stop feeling guilty about enjoying some non-consensual porn.
17) I have only recently come to believe that I am attractive to women.
18) My username is a misspelling, though a felicitious one. I've been misreading the name of the character in Kipling's "The Origin of the Armadillos" for decades.
19) I recently had sex with someone I'd never before met in person, and only knew through LiveJournal.
20) I buy cigarettes I can't afford, partially to keep my consumption down.

I'm not gonna tag anyone else (for one thing, this took almost as many minutes as the length of my friendslist)--run with it if the urge strikes you.

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